Madibaji ya Magazeti

Passing the time in between trips to archives by translating newspaper headlines:

from Mwananchi, March 9, 2009

Shellukindo: Dk. Rashid ni mtovu na nidhamu. (ameingilia madaraka ya wizara)
Translation: Shellukindo (a Tanzanian member of parliament) says that Doctor Rashid (director of TANESCO) is without discipline (He has entered into the responsibilities of parliament)

Ajali yaua wanne yajeruhi 17
Translation: Accident kills 4 , injures 17

Magereza: Ni ndoto wafungwa kujamiiana
Translation: Prisons: Its a dream for prisoners to have sex

Mkurugenzi mkuu IMF kujadili uchumi UDSM
Translation: The Director of the IMF debates economics at UDSM

Aliyempiga Mwinyi kofi aeleza sababu Alidai hataki kauli ya Wakristo na Waislamu kushirikiana Pia uhamasisashaji wa matumizi ya kondomu; apimwa akili
Translation: The guy who slapped Mwinyi (former Tanzanian president Ali Hassan Mwinyi) explains why.
He claimed he doesn't want the views of Christians and Muslims to coincide/cooperate(?)
Also the banishment of condom users (i.e. he wants they should be banished); He will receive mental testing.
Nauli mpya kuanza leo
Translation: New fare begins today.
Serikali ya Sudan yamkera Obama
Translation: The government of Sudan upsets Obama